TALES OF THE FATASS PREVIEW
On the next South Park:
Three tales of terror,
Cartman, standing there: Ooh!
Three tales of fear,
Cartman: Kick ass!
And three tales of,
First up, Attack of the Fifty-Foot Fatass!
Cartmans appetite finally goes completely out of control! Can the other kids stop him from eating the whole universe?
Giant Cartman swallows Butters whole, then: foooooood!
Then, Jimmys Genie!
Jimmy finds a genie who grants wishes, and most of them involve doing bad things to Cartman!
Girl: I wish Cartman had worms!
Worms explode out of Cartmans ass.
Boy: I wish he was made of doo-doo!
Cartman turns into a giant turd.
Cartman: Groans in agony.
Finally, Cartmans Calamity!
When a freak accident traps Cartman in the world of Family Guy, all hell doesnt break loose, it stays right on the TV!
Peter Griffin: Like the time John Stamos came over and gave me VD?
All coming up on this DA account!
Cartman: Man, that is so lame! You have no right to tell stories about me like that! When I get my hands on you guys....(fade out)
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