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TALES OF THE FATASS PREVIEW

On the next South Park:

Three tales of terror,

Cartman, standing there: Ooh!

Three tales of fear,

Cartman: Kick ass!

And three tales of,

Eric Cartman!

Cartman: Huh?


First up, “Attack of the Fifty-Foot Fatass!”

Cartman’s appetite finally goes completely out of control!  Can the other kids stop him from eating the whole universe?

Giant Cartman swallows Butters whole, then: foooooood!

Cartman: Hey!

Then, “Jimmy’s Genie!”

Jimmy finds a genie who grants wishes, and most of them involve doing bad things to Cartman!

Girl: I wish Cartman had worms!

Worms explode out of Cartman’s ass.

Boy: I wish he was made of doo-doo!

Cartman turns into a giant turd.

Cartman: Groans in agony.

Finally, “Cartman’s Calamity!”

When a freak accident traps Cartman in the world of “Family Guy,” all hell doesn’t break loose, it stays right on the TV!

Peter Griffin: Like the time John Stamos came over and gave me VD?

Cartman: Yaaaaghhh!

All coming up on this DA account!

Cartman: Man, that is so lame!  You have no right to tell stories about me like that!  When I get my hands on you guys....(fade out)
Coming soon, to this DA account....
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